
Swannay, Orkney Islands
Slate Carving in Swannay
Swannay isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Swannay businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Swannay businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving swannay"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Swannay map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Swannay is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Swannay
Swannay is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Swannay, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Swannay business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Swannay
Delaney Group — Swannay. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
7 → 27
Enquiries / month
6.9s → 1.1s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£2050
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Swannay: Services
Everything below has its own Swannay page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Swannay bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Swannay
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Swannay town centre.
- Slate Carving in Abune-the-Hillnext door
- Slate Carving in Kirbuster3 km
- Slate Carving in Costa3 km
- Slate Carving in The Barony4 km
- Slate Carving in Birsay5 km
- Slate Carving in Northside5 km
- Slate Carving in Greeny5 km
- Slate Carving in Evie6 km
- Slate Carving in Beaquoy6 km
- Slate Carving in Stenso6 km
- Slate Carving in Dounby7 km
- Slate Carving in Knarston7 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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