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Swarland, Northumberland

Cover Photos in Swarland

Nobody in Swarland rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.

from £50

What cover photos looks like round here

Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.

We work with Swarland businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Swarland businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "cover photos swarland"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 634 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Cover Photos — the Swarland map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Swarland is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Cover Photos, and a word about Swarland

Swarland is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.

You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Swarland process.

Real-world example

Example: Cover Photos in Swarland

Duffy & Sons — Swarland. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.

What we built

  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover

What happened

Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.

3 → 47

Enquiries / month

7.7s → 1.6s

Load time

18 days

Built in

£1750

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in Swarland: Social Media

Everything below has its own Swarland page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Facebook SetupInstagram SetupLinkedIn SetupMonthly Social ContentProfile ImagesSocial Media GraphicsTikTok SetupX (Twitter) SetupYouTube BrandingBusiness Websites

Cover Photos without the Swarland bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All social media
More social media

Facebook Setup

Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.

from £99More social media

Instagram Setup

Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.

from £99More social media

LinkedIn Setup

Personal or company page that doesn't scream 'I made this in an hour'.

from £99

Cover Photos near Swarland

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Swarland town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.