Swine, East Riding of Yorkshire
Brand Guidelines in Swine
Nobody in Swine rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £650
What brand guidelines looks like round here
A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.
We work with Swine businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Swine businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "brand guidelines swine"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Brand Guidelines — the Swine map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Swine is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Brand Guidelines, and a word about Swine
Swine is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in East Riding of Yorkshire isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Swine job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Brand Guidelines in Swine
Bellamy Trading — Swine. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
10 → 30
Enquiries / month
8.0s → 1.4s
Load time
18 days
Built in
£2000
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Swine: Branding & Design
Everything below has its own Swine page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Brand Guidelines without the Swine bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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