
Swiss Cottage, Greater London
Analytics in Swiss Cottage
Nobody in Swiss Cottage rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Swiss Cottage businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Swiss Cottage businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics swiss cottage"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Swiss Cottage map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Swiss Cottage is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Swiss Cottage
Swiss Cottage is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Swiss Cottage job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Swiss Cottage
Whitlock & Co — Swiss Cottage. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
5 → 19
Enquiries / month
8.3s → 1.8s
Load time
20 days
Built in
£1050
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Swiss Cottage: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Swiss Cottage page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Swiss Cottage bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near Swiss Cottage
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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