Tan-lan, Gwynedd
Slate Carving in Tan-lan
Tan-lan isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Tan-lan businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Tan-lan businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving tan-lan"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Tan-lan map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Tan-lan is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Tan-lan
Tan-lan is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to Tan-lan, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Tan-lan job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Tan-lan
Hargreaves & Daughters — Tan-lan. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
7 → 18
Enquiries / month
9.1s → 1.5s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1500
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Tan-lan: Services
Everything below has its own Tan-lan page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Tan-lan bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Tan-lan
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Tan-lan town centre.
- Slate Carving in Garreg1 km
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- Slate Carving in Croesor2 km
- Slate Carving in Penrhyndeudraeth4 km
- Slate Carving in Nantmor4 km
- Slate Carving in Prenteg4 km
- Slate Carving in Tan-y-Bwlch4 km
- Slate Carving in Minffordd5 km
- Slate Carving in Maentwrog5 km
- Slate Carving in Llandecwyn5 km
- Slate Carving in Bryn Bwbach6 km
- Slate Carving in Portmeirion6 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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