Tang, Borough of Stockport
Funeral Directors in Tang
Nobody in Tang rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
What funeral directors looks like round here
Dignified, plain-spoken pages and transparent pricing.
We work with Tang businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Tang businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "funeral directors tang"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Funeral Directors — the Tang map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Tang is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Funeral Directors, and a word about Tang
Tang is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Half the businesses round Tang are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Tang process.
Real-world example
Example: Funeral Directors in Tang
Kaur & Co — Tang. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
11 → 43
Enquiries / month
7.8s → 1.8s
Load time
20 days
Built in
£1300
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Tang: Public, Care & Community
Everything below has its own Tang page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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