Tanhouse, Lancashire
Product Descriptions in Tanhouse
Half the Tanhouse search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £25 each
What product descriptions looks like round here
Descriptions that sell the benefit, not just list the spec.
We work with Tanhouse businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Tanhouse businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "product descriptions tanhouse"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Product Descriptions — the Tanhouse map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Tanhouse is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Product Descriptions, and a word about Tanhouse
You won't win Tanhouse on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Lancashire isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Tanhouse job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Product Descriptions in Tanhouse
Fitzgerald Services — Tanhouse. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
7 → 30
Enquiries / month
6.6s → 1.2s
Load time
14 days
Built in
£1400
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Tanhouse: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Tanhouse page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Product Descriptions without the Tanhouse bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Area Pages
Target every location you serve with locally focused content.
from £75/pageMore content creationBlog Writing
Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.
from £100/postMore content creationCase Studies
Proof that you've done it before and done it well.
from £200Product Descriptions near Tanhouse
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Tanhouse town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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