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Tankerness, Orkney Islands

Website Maintenance in Tankerness

Tankerness isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.

from £75/mo

What website maintenance looks like round here

Updates, backups and someone to call when it breaks.

We work with Tankerness businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Tankerness businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "website maintenance tankerness"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Website Maintenance — the Tankerness map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Tankerness is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Website Maintenance, and a word about Tankerness

Tankerness is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Tankerness. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.

We're not local to Tankerness, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Tankerness job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Website Maintenance in Tankerness

Merriman & Sons — Tankerness. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.

What we built

  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover

What happened

Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.

4 → 30

Enquiries / month

6.7s → 1.6s

Load time

8 days

Built in

£2000

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in Tankerness: Website Design

Everything below has its own Tankerness page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Booking WebsitesBusiness WebsitesCustom WebsitesDomain NamesE-commerce WebsitesLanding PagesPortfolio WebsitesTrades WebsitesWebsite HostingWebsite Redesigns

Website Maintenance without the Tankerness bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Booking Websites

Let customers book and pay online without the back-and-forth.

from £549More website design

Business Websites

Proper brochure sites that explain what you do and get the phone ringing.

from £399More website design

Custom Websites

A fast, mobile-first site designed around your business, not a template.

from £399

Website Maintenance near Tankerness

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Tankerness town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.