
Tarpots, Essex
Business Cards in Tarpots
Tarpots isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £75
What business cards looks like round here
Design plus print-ready files. We can arrange printing too.
We work with Tarpots businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Tarpots businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "business cards tarpots"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Business Cards — the Tarpots map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Tarpots is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Business Cards, and a word about Tarpots
Tarpots is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Half the businesses round Tarpots are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
We're not local to Tarpots, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Tarpots business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Business Cards in Tarpots
Okafor Ltd — Tarpots. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 55
Enquiries / month
8.3s → 1.7s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1050
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Tarpots: Print Design
Everything below has its own Tarpots page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Business Cards without the Tarpots bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Business Cards near Tarpots
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Tarpots town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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