
Telegraph Hill, Greater London
Managed Hosting in Telegraph Hill
Half the Telegraph Hill search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £15/mo
What managed hosting looks like round here
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
We work with Telegraph Hill businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Telegraph Hill businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "managed hosting telegraph hill"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Managed Hosting — the Telegraph Hill map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Telegraph Hill is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Managed Hosting, and a word about Telegraph Hill
You won't win Telegraph Hill on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Telegraph Hill job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Managed Hosting in Telegraph Hill
Kaur & Co — Telegraph Hill. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
7 → 60
Enquiries / month
7.4s → 1.8s
Load time
8 days
Built in
£1700
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Telegraph Hill: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own Telegraph Hill page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Managed Hosting without the Telegraph Hill bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportMonthly Support
A set number of support hours each month for tweaks and fixes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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