
Tenston, Orkney Islands
Slate Carving in Tenston
Tenston isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Tenston businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Tenston businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving tenston"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Tenston map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Tenston is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Tenston
Tenston is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Tenston, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Tenston job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Tenston
Hargreaves & Daughters — Tenston. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
6 → 20
Enquiries / month
7.3s → 1.5s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£1450
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Tenston: Services
Everything below has its own Tenston page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Tenston bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Tenston
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Tenston town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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