Tetney, Lincolnshire
Email Copy in Tetney
Tetney isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £100/email
What email copy looks like round here
Subject lines and body copy that get opens and clicks.
We work with Tetney businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Tetney businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email copy tetney"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 1,526 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Copy — the Tetney map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Tetney is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Copy, and a word about Tetney
Tetney is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to Tetney, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Tetney business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Email Copy in Tetney
Okafor Ltd — Tetney. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 28
Enquiries / month
7.2s → 1.7s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1400
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Tetney: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Tetney page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Copy without the Tetney bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Area Pages
Target every location you serve with locally focused content.
from £75/pageMore content creationBlog Writing
Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.
from £100/postMore content creationCase Studies
Proof that you've done it before and done it well.
from £200Email Copy near Tetney
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Tetney town centre.
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- Email Copy in Fulstow4 km
- Email Copy in New Waltham5 km
- Email Copy in Humberston Fitties5 km
- Email Copy in Marsh Chapel5 km
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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