
Teynham, Kent
Conversion Optimisation in Teynham
Teynham isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £350
What conversion optimisation looks like round here
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
We work with Teynham businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Teynham businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "conversion optimisation teynham"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 2,687 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Conversion Optimisation — the Teynham map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Teynham is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Conversion Optimisation, and a word about Teynham
Teynham is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Half the businesses round Teynham are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
We're not local to Teynham, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Teynham business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Conversion Optimisation in Teynham
Bellamy Trading — Teynham. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
11 → 37
Enquiries / month
8.4s → 1.4s
Load time
8 days
Built in
£1800
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Teynham: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Teynham page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Conversion Optimisation without the Teynham bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Analytics
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
from £200More digital marketingEmail Marketing
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
from £79/moMore digital marketingFacebook Ads
Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendConversion Optimisation near Teynham
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Teynham town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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