The Badgers, Buckinghamshire
Social Media in The Badgers
Half the The Badgers search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with The Badgers businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Badgers businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media the badgers"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the The Badgers map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Badgers is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about The Badgers
You won't win The Badgers on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Half the businesses round The Badgers are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the The Badgers job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in The Badgers
Nowak Services — The Badgers. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
4 → 45
Enquiries / month
7.9s → 1.2s
Load time
8 days
Built in
£1650
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in The Badgers: Services
Everything below has its own The Badgers page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the The Badgers bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near The Badgers
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Badgers town centre.
- Social Media in Linden Villagenext door
- Social Media in Stratford Fieldsnext door
- Social Media in Buckingham1 km
- Social Media in Page Hill1 km
- Social Media in Lenborough2 km
- Social Media in Maids Moreton3 km
- Social Media in Padbury3 km
- Social Media in Gawcott3 km
- Social Media in Radclive3 km
- Social Media in Chackmore3 km
- Social Media in Thornborough4 km
- Social Media in Buffler's Holt4 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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