The Bank, Cheshire East
Email Copy in The Bank
Half the The Bank search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £100/email
What email copy looks like round here
Subject lines and body copy that get opens and clicks.
We work with The Bank businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Bank businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email copy the bank"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Copy — the The Bank map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Bank is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Copy, and a word about The Bank
You won't win The Bank on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your The Bank business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Email Copy in The Bank
Nowak Services — The Bank. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
11 → 73
Enquiries / month
7.1s → 1.2s
Load time
12 days
Built in
£2050
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in The Bank: Content Creation
Everything below has its own The Bank page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Copy without the The Bank bit
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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