
The Barony, Orkney Islands
Mascot Design in The Barony
The Barony isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £500
What mascot design looks like round here
A memorable character that makes your business stick in people's heads.
We work with The Barony businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Barony businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "mascot design the barony"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Mascot Design — the The Barony map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Barony is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Mascot Design, and a word about The Barony
The Barony is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Half the businesses round The Barony are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
We're not local to The Barony, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the The Barony process.
Real-world example
Example: Mascot Design in The Barony
Whitlock & Co — The Barony. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
4 → 57
Enquiries / month
7.3s → 1.8s
Load time
18 days
Built in
£1900
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in The Barony: Branding & Design
Everything below has its own The Barony page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Mascot Design without the The Barony bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Brand Guidelines
A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.
from £650More branding & designBrand Identity
Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.
from £549More branding & designBusiness Stationery
Letterheads, compliment slips and cards that match your brand.
from £200Mascot Design near The Barony
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Barony town centre.
- Mascot Design in Birsaynext door
- Mascot Design in Northside1 km
- Mascot Design in Kirbuster3 km
- Mascot Design in Marwick4 km
- Mascot Design in Abune-the-Hill4 km
- Mascot Design in Swannay4 km
- Mascot Design in Greeny5 km
- Mascot Design in Scarwell6 km
- Mascot Design in Skeabrae7 km
- Mascot Design in Beaquoy7 km
- Mascot Design in Northdyke7 km
- Mascot Design in Tronston7 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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