
The Beeches, Gloucestershire
Email Copy in The Beeches
Nobody in The Beeches rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £100/email
What email copy looks like round here
Subject lines and body copy that get opens and clicks.
We work with The Beeches businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Beeches businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email copy the beeches"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Copy — the The Beeches map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Beeches is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Copy, and a word about The Beeches
The Beeches is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Half the businesses round The Beeches are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the The Beeches job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Email Copy in The Beeches
Merriman & Sons — The Beeches. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
10 → 27
Enquiries / month
9.0s → 1.6s
Load time
10 days
Built in
£1450
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in The Beeches: Content Creation
Everything below has its own The Beeches page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Copy without the The Beeches bit
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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