The Braids, City of Edinburgh
Security Monitoring in The Braids
Half the The Braids search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £30/mo
What security monitoring looks like round here
Malware scans, uptime alerts and threat protection.
We work with The Braids businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Braids businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "security monitoring the braids"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Security Monitoring — the The Braids map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Braids is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Security Monitoring, and a word about The Braids
You won't win The Braids on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your The Braids business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Security Monitoring in The Braids
Braithwaite Group — The Braids. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
3 → 62
Enquiries / month
6.2s → 1.1s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1900
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in The Braids: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own The Braids page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Security Monitoring without the The Braids bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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