The Camp, Hertfordshire
Email Copy in The Camp
The Camp isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £100/email
What email copy looks like round here
Subject lines and body copy that get opens and clicks.
We work with The Camp businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Camp businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email copy the camp"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Copy — the The Camp map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Camp is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Copy, and a word about The Camp
The Camp is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Hertfordshire isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to The Camp, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the The Camp job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Email Copy in The Camp
Whitlock & Co — The Camp. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
5 → 64
Enquiries / month
8.2s → 1.8s
Load time
12 days
Built in
£1400
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in The Camp: Content Creation
Everything below has its own The Camp page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Copy without the The Camp bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Area Pages
Target every location you serve with locally focused content.
from £75/pageMore content creationBlog Writing
Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.
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Proof that you've done it before and done it well.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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