
The Chart, Surrey
Maintenance in The Chart
The Chart isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £75/mo
What maintenance looks like round here
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
We work with The Chart businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Chart businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "maintenance the chart"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Maintenance — the The Chart map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Chart is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Maintenance, and a word about The Chart
The Chart is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to The Chart, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the The Chart process.
Real-world example
Example: Maintenance in The Chart
Kowalczyk Bros — The Chart. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 46
Enquiries / month
7.7s → 1.3s
Load time
21 days
Built in
£1450
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in The Chart: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own The Chart page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Maintenance without the The Chart bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
from £15/moMore hosting & supportMonthly Support
A set number of support hours each month for tweaks and fixes.
from £75/moMaintenance near The Chart
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Chart town centre.
- Maintenance in Goodley Stock1 km
- Maintenance in Pains-Hill1 km
- Maintenance in Moorhouse Bank1 km
- Maintenance in Crockham Hill2 km
- Maintenance in Limpsfield2 km
- Maintenance in Froghole3 km
- Maintenance in Westerham3 km
- Maintenance in Merle Common3 km
- Maintenance in Oxted3 km
- Maintenance in French Street3 km
- Maintenance in Titsey4 km
- Maintenance in Pootings4 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
- All over the UK · Mon–Fri 8am–6pm


