
The Chart, Surrey
Performance Optimisation in The Chart
The Chart isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £250
What performance optimisation looks like round here
Speed tuning to make your site load faster and rank better.
We work with The Chart businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Chart businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "performance optimisation the chart"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Performance Optimisation — the The Chart map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Chart is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Performance Optimisation, and a word about The Chart
The Chart is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to The Chart, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the The Chart process.
Real-world example
Example: Performance Optimisation in The Chart
Okafor Ltd — The Chart. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 49
Enquiries / month
9.7s → 1.7s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£1500
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in The Chart: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own The Chart page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Performance Optimisation without the The Chart bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
from £15/moPerformance Optimisation near The Chart
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Chart town centre.
- Performance Optimisation in Goodley Stock1 km
- Performance Optimisation in Pains-Hill1 km
- Performance Optimisation in Moorhouse Bank1 km
- Performance Optimisation in Crockham Hill2 km
- Performance Optimisation in Limpsfield2 km
- Performance Optimisation in Froghole3 km
- Performance Optimisation in Westerham3 km
- Performance Optimisation in Merle Common3 km
- Performance Optimisation in Oxted3 km
- Performance Optimisation in French Street3 km
- Performance Optimisation in Titsey4 km
- Performance Optimisation in Pootings4 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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