The Chart, Surrey
Social Media in The Chart
Half the The Chart search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with The Chart businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Chart businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media the chart"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the The Chart map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Chart is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about The Chart
You won't win The Chart on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your The Chart business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in The Chart
Bellamy Trading — The Chart. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
7 → 39
Enquiries / month
6.2s → 1.4s
Load time
12 days
Built in
£1700
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in The Chart: Services
Everything below has its own The Chart page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the The Chart bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near The Chart
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Chart town centre.
- Social Media in Goodley Stock1 km
- Social Media in Pains-Hill1 km
- Social Media in Moorhouse Bank1 km
- Social Media in Crockham Hill2 km
- Social Media in Limpsfield2 km
- Social Media in Froghole3 km
- Social Media in Westerham3 km
- Social Media in Merle Common3 km
- Social Media in Oxted3 km
- Social Media in French Street3 km
- Social Media in Titsey4 km
- Social Media in Pootings4 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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