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Everything in The Chuckery

The Chuckery, Walsall

Icon Packs in The Chuckery

Half the The Chuckery search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

from £250

What icon packs looks like round here

Custom icons for your website, app or pitch deck.

We work with The Chuckery businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why The Chuckery businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "icon packs the chuckery"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Icon Packs — the The Chuckery map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Chuckery is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Icon Packs, and a word about The Chuckery

You won't win The Chuckery on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

The competition in Walsall isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the The Chuckery process.

Real-world example

Example: Icon Packs in The Chuckery

Fitzgerald Services — The Chuckery. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.

What we built

  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring

What happened

They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.

8 → 73

Enquiries / month

9.1s → 1.2s

Load time

16 days

Built in

£1250

Cost

"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."

Also in The Chuckery: Branding & Design

Everything below has its own The Chuckery page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Brand GuidelinesBrand IdentityBusiness StationeryColour SchemesFavicon DesignLogo DesignMascot DesignTypographyBusiness WebsitesTrades Websites

Icon Packs without the The Chuckery bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All branding & design
More branding & design

Brand Guidelines

A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.

from £650More branding & design

Brand Identity

Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.

from £549More branding & design

Business Stationery

Letterheads, compliment slips and cards that match your brand.

from £200

Icon Packs near The Chuckery

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Chuckery town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.