
The City, Buckinghamshire
Performance Optimisation in The City
Half the The City search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £250
What performance optimisation looks like round here
Speed tuning to make your site load faster and rank better.
We work with The City businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The City businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "performance optimisation the city"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Performance Optimisation — the The City map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The City is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Performance Optimisation, and a word about The City
You won't win The City on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your The City business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Performance Optimisation in The City
Ashworth & Daughters — The City. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 67
Enquiries / month
9.2s → 1.5s
Load time
21 days
Built in
£1050
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in The City: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own The City page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Performance Optimisation without the The City bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
from £15/moPerformance Optimisation near The City
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The City town centre.
- Performance Optimisation in Radnagenext door
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- Performance Optimisation in Waterend1 km
- Performance Optimisation in Studley Green1 km
- Performance Optimisation in Bledlow Ridge2 km
- Performance Optimisation in Horsleys Green2 km
- Performance Optimisation in Rout's Green2 km
- Performance Optimisation in Saunderton3 km
- Performance Optimisation in Stokenchurch3 km
- Performance Optimisation in Bradenham3 km
- Performance Optimisation in Sprig's Alley3 km
- Performance Optimisation in Wheeler End3 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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