
The City, Buckinghamshire
Social Media in The City
Nobody in The City rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with The City businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The City businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media the city"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the The City map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The City is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about The City
The City is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Buckinghamshire isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the The City job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in The City
Whitlock & Co — The City. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
5 → 58
Enquiries / month
8.5s → 1.8s
Load time
18 days
Built in
£1100
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in The City: Services
Everything below has its own The City page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the The City bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near The City
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The City town centre.
- Social Media in Radnagenext door
- Social Media in Beacon's Bottom1 km
- Social Media in Waterend1 km
- Social Media in Studley Green1 km
- Social Media in Bledlow Ridge2 km
- Social Media in Horsleys Green2 km
- Social Media in Rout's Green2 km
- Social Media in Saunderton3 km
- Social Media in Stokenchurch3 km
- Social Media in Bradenham3 km
- Social Media in Sprig's Alley3 km
- Social Media in Wheeler End3 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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