
The Crook, Kent
Analytics in The Crook
Your competitors in The Crook are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with The Crook businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Crook businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics the crook"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the The Crook map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Crook is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about The Crook
You won't win The Crook on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Half the businesses round The Crook are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
Send us the name of your The Crook business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in The Crook
Prendergast Trading — The Crook. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.
What we built
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
What happened
Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.
9 → 29
Enquiries / month
9.2s → 1.4s
Load time
16 days
Built in
£1900
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in The Crook: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own The Crook page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the The Crook bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
from £350More digital marketingEmail Marketing
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
from £79/moMore digital marketingFacebook Ads
Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near The Crook
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Crook town centre.
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- Analytics in Petteridge2 km
- Analytics in Horsmonden2 km
- Analytics in Matfield2 km
- Analytics in Hazel Street3 km
- Analytics in Paddock Wood3 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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