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Everything in The Crook

The Crook, Kent

Landing Pages in The Crook

Half the The Crook search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

from £249

What landing pages looks like round here

High-converting pages built specifically for ad traffic.

We work with The Crook businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why The Crook businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "landing pages the crook"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Landing Pages — the The Crook map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Crook is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Landing Pages, and a word about The Crook

You won't win The Crook on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

Half the businesses round The Crook are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

Send us the name of your The Crook business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.

Real-world example

Example: Landing Pages in The Crook

Kaur & Co — The Crook. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.

What we built

  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring

What happened

Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.

10 → 48

Enquiries / month

7.9s → 1.8s

Load time

10 days

Built in

£1450

Cost

"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."

Also in The Crook: Digital Marketing

Everything below has its own The Crook page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

AnalyticsConversion OptimisationEmail MarketingFacebook AdsGoogle AdsInstagram AdsLead GenerationMarketing StrategySMS MarketingBusiness Websites

Landing Pages without the The Crook bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All digital marketing
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Analytics

Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.

from £200More digital marketing

Conversion Optimisation

Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.

from £350More digital marketing

Email Marketing

Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.

from £79/mo

Landing Pages near The Crook

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Crook town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.