
The Crook, Kent
Competitor Analysis in The Crook
The Crook isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £300
What competitor analysis looks like round here
See what your competitors are doing and where they're weak.
We work with The Crook businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Crook businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "competitor analysis the crook"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Competitor Analysis — the The Crook map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Crook is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Competitor Analysis, and a word about The Crook
The Crook is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to The Crook, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your The Crook business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Competitor Analysis in The Crook
Okafor Ltd — The Crook. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 49
Enquiries / month
9.6s → 1.7s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1050
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in The Crook: Business Growth
Everything below has its own The Crook page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Competitor Analysis without the The Crook bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Straight advice on your website, marketing and systems.
from £99/hrMore business growthDigital Transformation
Move your processes online and stop relying on paper.
from £1,500More business growthGrowth Plans
A step-by-step plan to grow your business online.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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