The Crook, Kent
Digital Marketing in The Crook
Nobody in The Crook rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
What digital marketing looks like round here
Ads, emails and funnels that bring in money, not just clicks.
We work with The Crook businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Crook businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "digital marketing the crook"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Digital Marketing — the The Crook map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Crook is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Digital Marketing, and a word about The Crook
The Crook is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the The Crook process.
Real-world example
Example: Digital Marketing in The Crook
Braithwaite Group — The Crook. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 33
Enquiries / month
7.1s → 1.1s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1800
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in The Crook: Services
Everything below has its own The Crook page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Digital Marketing without the The Crook bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Analytics
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
from £200More digital marketingConversion Optimisation
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Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Crook town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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