The Dings, City of Bristol
Product Descriptions in The Dings
Half the The Dings search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £25 each
What product descriptions looks like round here
Descriptions that sell the benefit, not just list the spec.
We work with The Dings businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Dings businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "product descriptions the dings"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Product Descriptions — the The Dings map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Dings is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Product Descriptions, and a word about The Dings
You won't win The Dings on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in The Dings. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the The Dings process.
Real-world example
Example: Product Descriptions in The Dings
Ashworth & Daughters — The Dings. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 73
Enquiries / month
8.5s → 1.5s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1600
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in The Dings: Content Creation
Everything below has its own The Dings page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Product Descriptions without the The Dings bit
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Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Dings town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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