
The Downs, Westmeath
Analytics in The Downs
Your competitors in The Downs are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with The Downs businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Downs businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics the downs"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the The Downs map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Downs is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about The Downs
You won't win The Downs on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Half the businesses round The Downs are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
Send us the name of your The Downs business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in The Downs
Braithwaite Group — The Downs. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
3 → 26
Enquiries / month
8.0s → 1.1s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£1950
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in The Downs: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own The Downs page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the The Downs bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
from £350More digital marketingEmail Marketing
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
from £79/moMore digital marketingFacebook Ads
Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near The Downs
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Downs town centre.
- Analytics in Knockmant2 km
- Analytics in Kerinstown and Balrowan3 km
- Analytics in Newdown4 km
- Analytics in Drumman4 km
- Analytics in Porterstown4 km
- Analytics in Glonickilvant4 km
- Analytics in Sarsfieldstown5 km
- Analytics in Cloghan5 km
- Analytics in Rathbrack5 km
- Analytics in Ballycor5 km
- Analytics in Rathwire Upper6 km
- Analytics in Edmondstown6 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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