The Drones, Causeway Coast and Glens
Slate Carving in The Drones
The Drones isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with The Drones businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Drones businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving the drones"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the The Drones map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Drones is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about The Drones
The Drones is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Causeway Coast and Glens isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to The Drones, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the The Drones job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in The Drones
Nowak Services — The Drones. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
7 → 51
Enquiries / month
8.5s → 1.2s
Load time
8 days
Built in
£2150
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in The Drones: Services
Everything below has its own The Drones page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the The Drones bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near The Drones
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Drones town centre.
- Slate Carving in Armoy2 km
- Slate Carving in Pharis4 km
- Slate Carving in Stranocum4 km
- Slate Carving in Toor4 km
- Slate Carving in Gracehill4 km
- Slate Carving in Kilraghts5 km
- Slate Carving in Cape Castle6 km
- Slate Carving in Moss-side7 km
- Slate Carving in Moyarget7 km
- Slate Carving in Dervock8 km
- Slate Carving in Corkey9 km
- Slate Carving in Conogher10 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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