The Elms, Derbyshire
Maintenance in The Elms
Your competitors in The Elms are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £75/mo
What maintenance looks like round here
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
We work with The Elms businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Elms businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "maintenance the elms"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Maintenance — the The Elms map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Elms is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Maintenance, and a word about The Elms
You won't win The Elms on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the The Elms job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Maintenance in The Elms
Hargreaves & Daughters — The Elms. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
7 → 57
Enquiries / month
9.5s → 1.5s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£1950
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in The Elms: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own The Elms page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Maintenance without the The Elms bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
from £15/moMore hosting & supportMonthly Support
A set number of support hours each month for tweaks and fixes.
from £75/moMaintenance near The Elms
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Elms town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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