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Everything in The Folly

The Folly, Hertfordshire

Maintenance in The Folly

The Folly isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.

from £75/mo

What maintenance looks like round here

Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.

We work with The Folly businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why The Folly businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "maintenance the folly"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Maintenance — the The Folly map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Folly is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Maintenance, and a word about The Folly

The Folly is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

The competition in Hertfordshire isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.

We're not local to The Folly, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.

Send us the name of your The Folly business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.

Real-world example

Example: Maintenance in The Folly

Pemberton Bros — The Folly. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.

What we built

  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile

What happened

The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.

7 → 21

Enquiries / month

9.8s → 1.3s

Load time

15 days

Built in

£1550

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in The Folly: Hosting & Support

Everything below has its own The Folly page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Daily BackupsManaged HostingMonthly SupportPerformance OptimisationRescue JobsSecurity MonitoringSSL CertificatesWebsite HostingWebsite UpdatesBusiness Websites

Maintenance without the The Folly bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Daily Backups

Automated daily backups with easy restore options.

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Managed Hosting

We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.

from £15/moMore hosting & support

Monthly Support

A set number of support hours each month for tweaks and fixes.

from £75/mo

Maintenance near The Folly

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Folly town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.