The Folly, Hertfordshire
Social Media in The Folly
Your competitors in The Folly are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with The Folly businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Folly businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media the folly"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the The Folly map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Folly is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about The Folly
You won't win The Folly on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the The Folly process.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in The Folly
Nowak Services — The Folly. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
10 → 48
Enquiries / month
7.1s → 1.2s
Load time
8 days
Built in
£800
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in The Folly: Services
Everything below has its own The Folly page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the The Folly bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near The Folly
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Folly town centre.
- Social Media in Lea Valleynext door
- Social Media in Wheathampstead1 km
- Social Media in Amwell1 km
- Social Media in Gustard Wood1 km
- Social Media in Mackerye End2 km
- Social Media in Batford2 km
- Social Media in Blackmore End2 km
- Social Media in Ayres End3 km
- Social Media in Porter's End3 km
- Social Media in Coleman Green3 km
- Social Media in Harpenden3 km
- Social Media in Bamville Wood3 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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