
The Greens, East Dunbartonshire
Typography in The Greens
The Greens isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £99
What typography looks like round here
Fonts paired for readability, personality and web performance.
We work with The Greens businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Greens businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "typography the greens"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Typography — the The Greens map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Greens is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Typography, and a word about The Greens
The Greens is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to The Greens, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the The Greens process.
Real-world example
Example: Typography in The Greens
Ashworth & Daughters — The Greens. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
3 → 44
Enquiries / month
8.4s → 1.5s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£1450
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in The Greens: Branding & Design
Everything below has its own The Greens page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Typography without the The Greens bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Brand Guidelines
A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.
from £650More branding & designBrand Identity
Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.
from £549More branding & designBusiness Stationery
Letterheads, compliment slips and cards that match your brand.
from £200Typography near The Greens
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Greens town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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