
The Ham, Wiltshire
Analytics in The Ham
Half the The Ham search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with The Ham businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Ham businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics the ham"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the The Ham map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Ham is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about The Ham
You won't win The Ham on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your The Ham business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in The Ham
Bellamy Trading — The Ham. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
11 → 31
Enquiries / month
9.5s → 1.4s
Load time
8 days
Built in
£1500
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in The Ham: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own The Ham page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the The Ham bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
from £350More digital marketingEmail Marketing
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
from £79/moMore digital marketingFacebook Ads
Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near The Ham
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Ham town centre.
- Analytics in Hawkeridge1 km
- Analytics in Westbury1 km
- Analytics in Penleigh2 km
- Analytics in Norleaze2 km
- Analytics in Brokerswood3 km
- Analytics in Dilton Marsh3 km
- Analytics in Yarnbrook3 km
- Analytics in North Bradley3 km
- Analytics in Hisomley3 km
- Analytics in Dodd Fell3 km
- Analytics in Rudge3 km
- Analytics in Old Dilton3 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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