
The Ham, Wiltshire
Branding & Design in The Ham
Half the The Ham search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What branding & design looks like round here
Look like a proper business, not a weekend hobby.
We work with The Ham businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Ham businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "branding & design the ham"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Branding & Design — the The Ham map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Ham is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Branding & Design, and a word about The Ham
You won't win The Ham on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Half the businesses round The Ham are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the The Ham job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Branding & Design in The Ham
Nowak Services — The Ham. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
11 → 31
Enquiries / month
7.9s → 1.2s
Load time
14 days
Built in
£900
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in The Ham: Services
Everything below has its own The Ham page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Branding & Design without the The Ham bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Brand Guidelines
A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.
from £650More branding & designBrand Identity
Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.
from £549More branding & designBusiness Stationery
Letterheads, compliment slips and cards that match your brand.
from £200Branding & Design near The Ham
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Ham town centre.
- Branding & Design in Hawkeridge1 km
- Branding & Design in Westbury1 km
- Branding & Design in Penleigh2 km
- Branding & Design in Norleaze2 km
- Branding & Design in Brokerswood3 km
- Branding & Design in Dilton Marsh3 km
- Branding & Design in Yarnbrook3 km
- Branding & Design in North Bradley3 km
- Branding & Design in Hisomley3 km
- Branding & Design in Dodd Fell3 km
- Branding & Design in Rudge3 km
- Branding & Design in Old Dilton3 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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