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Everything in The Ham

The Ham, Wiltshire

Custom Engraving in The Ham

The Ham isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.

from £50

What custom engraving looks like round here

Bespoke text, logos and artwork engraved into slate.

We work with The Ham businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why The Ham businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "custom engraving the ham"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Custom Engraving — the The Ham map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Ham is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Custom Engraving, and a word about The Ham

The Ham is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.

We're not local to The Ham, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the The Ham process.

Real-world example

Example: Custom Engraving in The Ham

Rowntree Ltd — The Ham. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.

What we built

  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal

What happened

They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.

11 → 25

Enquiries / month

6.4s → 1.7s

Load time

21 days

Built in

£2000

Cost

"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."

Also in The Ham: Slate Carving

Everything below has its own The Ham page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Address PlaquesBespoke Slate ProjectsBusiness SignsCorporate GiftsFarm SignsGarden SignsHotel SignsHouse SignsMemorial PlaquesPub Signs

Custom Engraving without the The Ham bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All slate carving
More slate carving

Address Plaques

Clear, durable address markers in natural slate.

from £50More slate carving

Bespoke Slate Projects

One-off slate pieces designed and carved to your brief.

from £99More slate carving

Business Signs

Professional slate signage for shops, pubs and offices.

from £120

Custom Engraving near The Ham

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Ham town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.