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Everything in The Ham

The Ham, Wiltshire

Hotels & B&Bs in The Ham

Half the The Ham search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

What hotels & b&bs looks like round here

Rooms, rates and direct bookings that dodge commission.

We work with The Ham businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why The Ham businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "hotels & b&bs the ham"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Hotels & B&Bs — the The Ham map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Ham is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Hotels & B&Bs, and a word about The Ham

You won't win The Ham on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

Half the businesses round The Ham are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the The Ham process.

Real-world example

Example: Hotels & B&Bs in The Ham

Merriman & Sons — The Ham. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.

What we built

  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell

What happened

Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.

9 → 68

Enquiries / month

6.5s → 1.6s

Load time

16 days

Built in

£1350

Cost

"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."

Also in The Ham: Food, Drink & Hospitality

Everything below has its own The Ham page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Cafés & BakeriesCaterers & Food TrucksPubs & RestaurantsTakeawaysBusiness WebsitesTrades WebsitesE-commerce WebsitesLocal SEOLogo DesignGoogle Ads

Hotels & B&Bs near The Ham

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Ham town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.