
The Haven, West Sussex
Analytics in The Haven
Your competitors in The Haven are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with The Haven businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Haven businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics the haven"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the The Haven map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Haven is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about The Haven
You won't win The Haven on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the The Haven job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in The Haven
Whitlock & Co — The Haven. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
10 → 69
Enquiries / month
7.4s → 1.8s
Load time
10 days
Built in
£850
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in The Haven: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own The Haven page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the The Haven bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
from £350More digital marketingEmail Marketing
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
from £79/moMore digital marketingFacebook Ads
Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near The Haven
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Haven town centre.
- Analytics in Bucks Green2 km
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- Analytics in Tisman's Common3 km
- Analytics in Five Oaks3 km
- Analytics in Roundstreet Common4 km
- Analytics in Slinfold4 km
- Analytics in Newpound Common4 km
- Analytics in Loxwood4 km
- Analytics in Itchingfield4 km
- Analytics in Billingshurst5 km
- Analytics in Ellen's Green5 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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