
The Holmes, Derby
Area Pages in The Holmes
Your competitors in The Holmes are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £75/page
What area pages looks like round here
Target every location you serve with locally focused content.
We work with The Holmes businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Holmes businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "area pages the holmes"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Area Pages — the The Holmes map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Holmes is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Area Pages, and a word about The Holmes
You won't win The Holmes on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Derby isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the The Holmes process.
Real-world example
Example: Area Pages in The Holmes
Fitzgerald Services — The Holmes. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
7 → 48
Enquiries / month
6.7s → 1.2s
Load time
20 days
Built in
£2100
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in The Holmes: Content Creation
Everything below has its own The Holmes page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Area Pages without the The Holmes bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Blog Writing
Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.
from £100/postMore content creationCase Studies
Proof that you've done it before and done it well.
from £200More content creationEmail Copy
Subject lines and body copy that get opens and clicks.
from £100/emailArea Pages near The Holmes
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Holmes town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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