The Holmes, Derby
Product Descriptions in The Holmes
The Holmes isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £25 each
What product descriptions looks like round here
Descriptions that sell the benefit, not just list the spec.
We work with The Holmes businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Holmes businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "product descriptions the holmes"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Product Descriptions — the The Holmes map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Holmes is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Product Descriptions, and a word about The Holmes
The Holmes is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to The Holmes, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the The Holmes process.
Real-world example
Example: Product Descriptions in The Holmes
Hargreaves & Daughters — The Holmes. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
4 → 57
Enquiries / month
6.2s → 1.5s
Load time
21 days
Built in
£1700
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in The Holmes: Content Creation
Everything below has its own The Holmes page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Product Descriptions without the The Holmes bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Area Pages
Target every location you serve with locally focused content.
from £75/pageMore content creationBlog Writing
Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.
from £100/postMore content creationCase Studies
Proof that you've done it before and done it well.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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