
The Holmes, Derby
Colour Schemes in The Holmes
Nobody in The Holmes rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £99
What colour schemes looks like round here
A palette that works online, in print and on your van.
We work with The Holmes businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Holmes businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "colour schemes the holmes"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Colour Schemes — the The Holmes map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Holmes is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Colour Schemes, and a word about The Holmes
The Holmes is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the The Holmes job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Colour Schemes in The Holmes
Hargreaves & Daughters — The Holmes. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
3 → 62
Enquiries / month
7.0s → 1.5s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1050
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in The Holmes: Branding & Design
Everything below has its own The Holmes page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Colour Schemes without the The Holmes bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Brand Guidelines
A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.
from £650More branding & designBrand Identity
Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.
from £549More branding & designBusiness Stationery
Letterheads, compliment slips and cards that match your brand.
from £200Colour Schemes near The Holmes
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Holmes town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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