
The Holmes, Derby
Email Marketing in The Holmes
Nobody in The Holmes rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £79/mo
What email marketing looks like round here
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
We work with The Holmes businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Holmes businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email marketing the holmes"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Marketing — the The Holmes map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Holmes is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Marketing, and a word about The Holmes
The Holmes is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in The Holmes. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the The Holmes process.
Real-world example
Example: Email Marketing in The Holmes
Rowntree Ltd — The Holmes. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
4 → 27
Enquiries / month
7.9s → 1.7s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£1050
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in The Holmes: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own The Holmes page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Marketing without the The Holmes bit
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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