
The Holmes, Derby
Flyers in The Holmes
The Holmes isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £100
What flyers looks like round here
Single or double-sided designs that get noticed.
We work with The Holmes businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Holmes businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "flyers the holmes"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Flyers — the The Holmes map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Holmes is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Flyers, and a word about The Holmes
The Holmes is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to The Holmes, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the The Holmes job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Flyers in The Holmes
Kowalczyk Bros — The Holmes. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 52
Enquiries / month
7.9s → 1.3s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£900
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in The Holmes: Print Design
Everything below has its own The Holmes page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Flyers without the The Holmes bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Flyers near The Holmes
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Holmes town centre.
- Flyers in Derbynext door
- Flyers in Litchurchnext door
- Flyers in Little Chester1 km
- Flyers in Wilmorton2 km
- Flyers in New Zealand2 km
- Flyers in Darley Abbey2 km
- Flyers in Chaddesden3 km
- Flyers in Breadsall Hilltop3 km
- Flyers in Littleover3 km
- Flyers in Markeaton3 km
- Flyers in Crewton3 km
- Flyers in Allestree3 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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