The Howe, Cumbria
Email Marketing in The Howe
Half the The Howe search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £79/mo
What email marketing looks like round here
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
We work with The Howe businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Howe businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email marketing the howe"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Marketing — the The Howe map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Howe is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Marketing, and a word about The Howe
You won't win The Howe on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Cumbria isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the The Howe job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Email Marketing in The Howe
Kowalczyk Bros — The Howe. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 42
Enquiries / month
8.2s → 1.3s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£1250
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in The Howe: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own The Howe page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Marketing without the The Howe bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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from £300/mo + spendEmail Marketing near The Howe
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Howe town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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