
The Hyde, Greater London
Maintenance in The Hyde
The Hyde isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £75/mo
What maintenance looks like round here
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
We work with The Hyde businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Hyde businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "maintenance the hyde"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Maintenance — the The Hyde map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Hyde is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Maintenance, and a word about The Hyde
The Hyde is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to The Hyde, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the The Hyde process.
Real-world example
Example: Maintenance in The Hyde
Delaney Group — The Hyde. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
6 → 71
Enquiries / month
6.9s → 1.1s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£1050
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in The Hyde: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own The Hyde page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Maintenance without the The Hyde bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
from £15/moMore hosting & supportMonthly Support
A set number of support hours each month for tweaks and fixes.
from £75/moMaintenance near The Hyde
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Hyde town centre.
- Maintenance in Colindale1 km
- Maintenance in West Hendon1 km
- Maintenance in Fryent1 km
- Maintenance in Grahame Park2 km
- Maintenance in Staples Corner2 km
- Maintenance in Burnt Oak2 km
- Maintenance in Welsh Harp2 km
- Maintenance in Hendon3 km
- Maintenance in Dollis Hill3 km
- Maintenance in Mill Hill3 km
- Maintenance in North West London3 km
- Maintenance in Little Stanmore3 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
- All over the UK · Mon–Fri 8am–6pm


