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Everything in The Inch

The Inch, City of Edinburgh

Plumbers & Heating in The Inch

The Inch isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.

What plumbers & heating looks like round here

Boilers, bathrooms and burst pipes. Bookings without the phone tag.

We work with The Inch businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why The Inch businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "plumbers & heating the inch"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Plumbers & Heating — the The Inch map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Inch is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Plumbers & Heating, and a word about The Inch

The Inch is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.

We're not local to The Inch, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the The Inch job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Plumbers & Heating in The Inch

Kowalczyk Bros — The Inch. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.

What we built

  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out

What happened

They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.

8 → 22

Enquiries / month

9.4s → 1.3s

Load time

21 days

Built in

£2000

Cost

"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."

Also in The Inch: Trades & Property

Everything below has its own The Inch page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Cleaning & FacilitiesElectriciansEstate AgentsLandscaping & GardensRemovals & StorageTrades & BuildersBusiness WebsitesTrades WebsitesE-commerce WebsitesLocal SEO

Plumbers & Heating near The Inch

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Inch town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.