The Island, Gloucestershire
Email Marketing in The Island
Half the The Island search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £79/mo
What email marketing looks like round here
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
We work with The Island businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Island businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email marketing the island"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Marketing — the The Island map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Island is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Marketing, and a word about The Island
You won't win The Island on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Gloucestershire isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the The Island process.
Real-world example
Example: Email Marketing in The Island
Kowalczyk Bros — The Island. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
4 → 63
Enquiries / month
6.3s → 1.3s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£1700
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in The Island: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own The Island page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Marketing without the The Island bit
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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